What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?Sorry, it was a freak hic!
Why are football grounds odd?Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!
What do you get if you drop a piano on a team's defence?A flat back four!
Why did the goal post get angry?Because the bar was rattled!
What is the bank manager's favourite type of football?Fiver side!
What part of a football ground is never the same?The changing rooms!
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?Bring on their subs!
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