How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?Hide the ball, it drives them nuts!
What's tennis players favourite city?Volley wood!
How does a physicist exercise?By pumping ion!
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?Because education pays off in the long run!
What is a runner's favourite subject in school?Jog-raphy!
What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas?Ince pies!
What does a footballer and a magician have in common?Both do hat tricks!
Which football team loves ice-cream?Aston Vanilla!
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